I dont know why this is so funny →
vtforpedro: wowfunniestposts: this blog is hilarious Rofl. I laughed so hard.
It does help, to be a writer, to have the sort of crazed ego that doesn’t allow...– Neil Gaiman, On Writing (via slatios)
Uguise I just had the best grilled cheese
srsly uguise. It was so good. Didn’t even have ketchup. Srsly. Also bread is weird and thin here.
Empathy Test →
pirateskates: si-nae: uh i got 15 um 64 There’s a reason horror films and gore effect me so dramatically. 9. I feel this test is lying to me. or maybe the robert hare test was right lolololol
Stop letting me have four shots of espresso on an...
Seriously I’m going to die of crazy. I don’t even have a gif for this someone give me one.
GI Joe: Retaliation is coming out this summer
If it is anything like the first movie it’s going to be hilariously shitty. I’m so fucking excited for another shitty action movie.
Holmes is a very repressed, withdrawn, dysfunctional man, who has deliberately...– Bert Coules (via triskaidecagon)
Reblog if you were a part of the Map Crunch...
Whenever I have a glass of water I tap the table...
Ten minutes and I am on the highway to Schonefeld...
Clearly I am amazing.