Only in America will cops beat you and arrest you...
freethoughtblog: American Justice. Also a bunch of middle-eastern countries and a lot of Africa depending on which side you’re on and probably same goes for North Korea.
Reblog if you've seen a girl with hair like this
Felix: I'm just thinking about the Gavin - Dazen twist now.
Hannah: good twist
Hannah: good twist
Hannah: brent weeks hold me
Hannah: tell me stories
Hannah: shh you don't need to eat
Felix: oh my god
Hannah: hold me and tell me stories
Felix: do you think we could
Felix: kidnap him
Felix: and put him in our multi-level garden
Hannah: oh my god
Hannah: each garden will be a different color
Felix: and make him tell us his stor-aeroiagjhwosrd
Hannah: *smashes keyboard*
Felix: why ajeoia\gjfbhoejdf
Felix: -holds his face-
Hannah: brb losing my shit in the middle of starbucks
Do you guys think the Canterbury Cathedral Library...
Like as a student at the University of Kent I’m allowed to use books in that library. But I don’t actually need them for my work or anything because I have a subscription for ECCO and the one source I need (which is William of Orange’s third declaration) is online there. I just want to read eighteenth century books because I am a huge fucking nerd with no regrets.
Harper Government to Eliminate Habitat Protection... →
Harper is changing the Fisheries Act and ruining my country some more why does this keep happening. Seriously can someone just assassinate him or something. Please?
I'm going to Switzerland tomorrow
Unless my cousin absolutely needs me to be able to contact her over skype while I am there, I am leaving the internet for a few days. Does anyone have anything they need to say to me before I go?
Writing about mutilated testicles
Business as usual.
spiffyvanspot started following you
Why hello there Have a dancing Ood.
Why is tumblr much less interesting when I don't...
Meanwhile, in The Hundred Years War
I was trying to be a responsible student for once and get all my readings done. Then I had to stop because this happened.
And then I quit trying to be a serious writer
But, when he returned and stood a foot from her, forgetting about her personal space, Dee had no trace of disapproval. “Your manwich is waiting for you,” he said with a grin. The word instantly made Olivia forget she had thought that she had upset him. “We’ll see each other again when you get to your new home. Keep in touch.”
iloveyoulikekanyeloveskanye: fr3aksh0ww: GPOY OF EVERYONE ON TUMBLR. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I miss Freakazoid.
British accent diverged from American... →
whakatikatika: sherlocks: British accent diverged from American accent, not the other way around. Americans in 1776 did have British accents in that American and British accents hadn’t yet diverged. That’s not too surprising. What’s surprising, though, is that those accents were much closer to today’s American accents than to today’s British accents. While both have changed over time, it’s...
In my experience, writers tend to be really good at the inside of their own...– Neil Gaiman giving accurate advice on how to best seduce a writer (via funeralofamidala)