fuckyeahloldemort: do you ever say something sarcastic and the person you said it to doesn’t understand that it’s a joke but you can’t be bothered explaining it so you just let them think you’re an asshole
lord-kitschener: bacon-beer-n-boobs: orgasmorgy: bacon-beer-n-boobs: getyourpokeon: eyesfullofketchup: getyourpokeon: go cat privilege is never having to say you’re sorry never having to wear pants Being able to sit on the computer all day without being judged. No one criticizes you for publicly licking your crotch. Shouting at people gets you what you want. Lie wherever...
London your olympics are great and all
BUT WHY WOULD YOU PUT A WEEPING ANGEL ON YOUR MEDALS
vu1can: moustacheislove: i really hate when people say ‘no homo’ like excuse you get back here and give me the homo you denied me of ladies In my apartment we say assume gay instead. It’s more fun.
everlastingjesus: hankthepige0n: hannahshot: anthonyaayteez: lilyycha: ijustd0i: Just watch it. reblogging agan .. dudde this is amazing crying tears everywhere sorry for the randomness but AWWW.♥ I really love Google’s ads I do.
The 11th gif in your folder is how you flirt.
dyre-deerest: lolifag: hanicizkanio: flutterjedi: darthmedivh: viridian-pls: um ok I’m okay with this 100% accurate.
Hey, everyone who follows me for sea creatures
wenndigo: And everyone else really Go follow this blog right the fuck now http://fishfancy.tumblr.com/ http://fishfancy.tumblr.com/ http://fishfancy.tumblr.com/ It’s A+
yggdrasilly: Well excuuUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUu se me, Princess!
If you are a Doctor Who fan, just reblog. It will...
eytancragg: this seems like a good idea.
Told flatmate to give cat nyquil to get her to...
Friend proceeded to troll me into thinking she had actually done it. I was like googling the dangers of nyquil for cats. ALANA Y
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mehreenkasana: Always good to explore and learn.
wenndigo: ancientwing: so i just got home and my mom and her bf are having some sort of bdsm dinner gathering with a few other people thank ……. screams I want to know more.
wenndigo: hierophanthistorian: wenndigo: hierophanthistorian replied to your post: I always fret when I have to unfollow someone we love you too :v Felix my precious let me hold you
wenndigo: hierophanthistorian replied to your post: I always fret when I have to unfollow someone we love you too :v Felix my precious let me hold you
Opiate of them Asses: [Cissexist fuckery]x-trung:... →
lord-kitschener: [Cissexist fuckery] x-trung: shamefurdispray: trans privilege is having sex reassignment surgery be a real thing, while nowhere offers ‘species reassignment surgery’ for otherkin Jenn reblogging for truth. While species reassignment surgery obviously isn’t possible, being otherkin…
mai まい: When a "die-hard conservative Republican"... →
abaldwin360: by Vyckie Garrison | Reality Check When I moved to Canada in 2008, I was a die-hard conservative Republican. So when I found out that we were going to be covered by Canada’s Universal Health Care, I was somewhat disgusted. This meant we couldn’t choose our own health coverage, or even opt out if we wanted too. It also meant that abortion was covered by our taxes, something I had...
What the hell is transethnicism?
And at one point did this become a thing this sounds pretty bullshit.
Am I going to have to avoid tumblr for a week...
The Dark Knight Rises and everything.
dorirosa: suncalf: what if you were in bed tonight and you were really lonely and sad and you were lying with your arm hanging out over the edge of the bed into the darkness and just as you were going to sleep, the darkness reached out and held your hand i made a thing I would be okay with this come here darkness :c
neutralmilk: goth privilege is not having to separate loads when you do laundry You’re supposed to do separate loads of laundry?
I wanted to put a reference to masturbation in one of the scripts for the...– Neil Gaiman (via iamthestrange)