And Suddenly a Canadian

Because we don't have an air freshener right now

Sun, 19 May 2013 01:40:57 -0400

Felix: You know how there's mood lighting?
Alana: ... For what?
Felix: Just in general? It exists?
Alana: Yeah.
Felix: I went into the bathroom and I saw the candle lit and I was like
Ah, mood lighting.
No.
Wait.
Pooed lighting.
Alana: Oh my god. -puts head in hands-

So lord-kitschener is liveblogging their adventures into tumblr social justice and it’s great...

Sat, 18 May 2013 23:41:51 -0400

So lord-kitschener is liveblogging their adventures into tumblr social justice and it’s great but also really depressing that this is a real thing that happens instead of great productive things.

Alas.

kuroenigma: echobo: lasagna is just spaghetti flavored cake

Sat, 18 May 2013 23:30:11 -0400

kuroenigma:

echobo:

lasagna is just spaghetti flavored cake

cleverness-of-me: dontblink91011: luigiman: my cousin asked me what my favorite season was and i...

Sat, 18 May 2013 23:10:29 -0400

cleverness-of-me:

dontblink91011:

luigiman:

my cousin asked me what my favorite season was and i said “of what” and i just

it’s frightening how long it took me to figure out what was wrong with that response

me too omfg

you didn't have to look my way: michaonthemoon: yaoibutts: I love how potato in French is pomme de...

Sat, 18 May 2013 23:00:36 -0400

you didn't have to look my way: michaonthemoon: yaoibutts: I love how potato in French is pomme de...:

michaonthemoon:

yaoibutts:

I love how potato in French is pomme de terre, which pretty much means “earth apple.”

like what stupid frenchman saw this:

and said “zis petite légume looks like a, how you say, APPLE! hmmm… but it grows in ze earth… HON HON HON! MAIS OUI! C’EST UNE POMME DE TERRE!”

j’adore comment ananas se dit pineapple en anglais, ce qui veut littéralement dire “pomme de pin”, genre quel type anglais a vu ça:

et s’est dit : “ow cette étrange big fruit ressemble à une, how do you say, POMME! hmmm… mais plutôt une pomme qui pousse dans les pins… HU HU HU! OH YES, IT’S A PINEAPPLE!”

This is the best addition to a post I’ve ever seen.

lord-kitschener: stalinwasabasicbitch: Aughh god… I am trying to watch Iron Man 3 but of course...

Sat, 18 May 2013 22:49:21 -0400

lord-kitschener:

stalinwasabasicbitch:

Aughh god… I am trying to watch Iron Man 3 but of course it’s back to the regular old boogeymen of islamic extremists jfc enough already, it’s so boring

#i actually long for the days of anarchonistic nazi villains

There are no Islamic extremists in that film.

lord-kitschener: faustyflakes: staysandstories: madtomedgar: ...

Sat, 18 May 2013 21:51:42 -0400

lord-kitschener:

faustyflakes:

staysandstories:

madtomedgar:

strawberry-fox:

A pair of green-tinted spectacles is on display in the Monticello Visitors Center. These are believed to have belonged to Thomas Jefferson, although we do not know precisely what he used them for. According to Silvio Bedini, tinted glasses first appeared around 1810. They were not typically used as sunglasses as we might think of them, but “to improve the vision out of doors.”

why is he not depicted wearing these in every portrait

Somebody with art skills please rectify this horrible oversight.

bitchin

a real american sphinx

The Teej

Sometimes we have inappropriate conversations.

Sat, 18 May 2013 21:42:53 -0400

Stephanie: and then I started eating a banana and it felt like innuendo.
Felix: lmfao
Felix: would you feel better if I ate a taco or.
Stephanie: DYING
Stephanie: HOLD PLEASE

Photo

Sat, 18 May 2013 21:39:53 -0400

thesylverlining: Can I just say how cool it was that both of...

Sat, 18 May 2013 21:34:25 -0400

thesylverlining:

Can I just say how cool it was that both of these superheroines’ personalities and powers were explored in this episode? And how well it was done?

Starfire was not shamed for being emotional. Her powers come from her emotions.

Raven was not shamed for suppressing her emotions. Her power requires amazing control.

They both. Work. They are both different kinds of strength, and they are both heroic and powerful and good. And they each learned from the other, and helped each other out by seeing from each others’ perspective, and finding the value in their differing approaches! Wow!

Fuck yes, this is how you write super-ladies, okay. There’s more than one way to be a “strong female character.” There’s all different kinds of strength. Why don’t more people GET this?

Okay so like I keep seeing shit about the tumblr/yahoo! thing? Is there an actual article about...

Sat, 18 May 2013 19:37:09 -0400

Okay so like I keep seeing shit about the tumblr/yahoo! thing?

Is there an actual article about this.

Or is this just tumblr going crazy.

Like, why is it happening.

Someone please explain.

Thanks.

naoren: Okay but You gotta admit this one looks pretty cool

Sat, 18 May 2013 19:30:19 -0400

naoren:

Okay but

You gotta admit this one looks pretty cool

arliss: Glass dip pen. Always wanted one, but with a pot full...

Sat, 18 May 2013 19:28:57 -0400

arliss:

Glass dip pen. Always wanted one, but with a pot full of penholders with metal plain and calligraphy nibs it’s always felt…too frivolous.

seedatart: You don’t have enough badges to hit me!

Sat, 18 May 2013 19:22:27 -0400

seedatart:

You don’t have enough badges to hit me!

pleatedjeans: Tumblr Gets Deep (21 Pics)

Sat, 18 May 2013 16:39:04 -0400

pleatedjeans:

Tumblr Gets Deep (21 Pics)

lovetheblazer: #and we’re excellent finders

Sat, 18 May 2013 12:21:47 -0400

lovetheblazer:

#and we’re excellent finders

New working title for my story

Sat, 18 May 2013 01:19:39 -0400

The Treasonous Fucks

the-adequate-gatsby: the-adequate-gatsby: the-adequate-gatsby: My sister keeps asking me if I...

Sat, 18 May 2013 01:14:57 -0400

the-adequate-gatsby:

the-adequate-gatsby:

the-adequate-gatsby:

My sister keeps asking me if I want to go see The Great Cosby with her and I don’t have it in my heart to correct her.

When you are trying to sleep and you accidentally tap into a character / plot something awful.

Sat, 18 May 2013 00:00:53 -0400

When you are trying to sleep and you accidentally tap into a character / plot something awful.

neil-gaiman: sarah-serinde: neil-gaiman: I was going to...

Fri, 17 May 2013 23:30:58 -0400

neil-gaiman:

sarah-serinde:

neil-gaiman:

I was going to explain this photo, and then I decided that a caption competition would be more fun.

Photographer: www.markmanne.com

“Waiter, there’s a…

“You know what, it’s fine.”

I love this one too…